Today is gonna be good

Gonna pick the boyfriend up, go get For Today’s new album, hopefully get a Betraying the Martyrs shirt, and going to meet my future pug, Madi. :)  I’ll be sure to take pictures!!!

What I said: I'm a Christian.
What You think I said: I hate gays I'm going to shove my religion down your throat you are all sinners I'm such a better person than you "Holier Than Thou" did I mention how I hated gays? You're all going to die as bad people while I stay saintly.
What I meant: I love God and I try to be a good person as best as I can. I don't hate you because you're all my brothers and sisters. I love Jesus and that is why I choose to follow Him. Jesus loves me and I know that He loves you too.

→ That awkward moment when you think about the person who discovered milk.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THAT COW?!

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